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News (2005-09-26): We've released yet another song. It is called "Thundersong", and we hope that you download and enjoy it. If you hate it, that's also OK, but either way we're really eager to hear what you have to say, so please, please, pretty please, e-mail us.

News (2005-02-07): OK, so the planned update was postponed a bit. Why? Because I'm too lazy to do pretty much anything — ever.

News (2004-05-19): Still alive and kicking! We'll be recording and releasing some new material this very summer. Meanwhile be patient, chill out, and do check out the new "Silencio: Teetow TeeMix" house remix.
We're also thinking of changing band names, so if you — yes, you — have suggestions, (preferably good ones), for a band name, don't hesitate to drop me an e-mail.

Thundersong (3:07)
Music by Ilja and Lari
Lyrics by Ilja
Drums and bass by Lari
Guitars and vocals by Ilja
Percussions by Gomez
(I hate coldtalk.)
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Daddy (3:04)
Written by Ilja
Drums and bass by Lari
Guitars and vocals by Ilja
(Based on actual events? I say possibly or even probably. I just don't know the ones that were involved.)
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Sweet & Sour (2:41)
Music by Lari
Lyrics by Ilja
Drums, bass, electric guitars and keyboard by Lari
Acoustic guitar and vocals by Ilja
(What do you mean it's weird? It's just a love song, with a twist of lemon.)
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Mexico (4:07)
Music by Ilja and Lari
Lyrics by Ilja
Drums, bass, handclap and keyboard by Lari
Guitars and vocals by Ilja
(I wonder why bandits of the old wild west always headed for Mexico. Why not Canada instead? Maybe it sucked there.)
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Remembering Chernobyl (1:36)
Written and performed by Kreti
(Inspired by horrific visions of the Apocalypse.)

Tres Puntos (¿My Friend Raimondo?) (0:52)
Written by Kreti
Drums and bass by Kreti
Guitars and vocals by Pleti
(Inspired by an archeological dig in South America.)
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The Sauna Song (1:25)
Written by Pleti
Drums & percussion, bass and keyboard by Kreti
Guitars, vocals and kazoo by Pleti
(Inspired by Cisco routing and prescription ointment.)
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Honor and Glory, Power and Steel (1:59)
Music by Pleti
Lyrics by Pleti/Kreti
Drums and bass by Kreti
Guitars and vocals by Pleti
(Dedicated to grumpy neighbo(u)rs, who don't appreciate you trying to scream your lungs out in your appartment/flat, and thus resulting in very puny vocals.)
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Siamese Love Boat (1:37)
Music by Kreti
Lyrics by Pleti
Drums and bass by Kreti
Guitars, vocals and whistle by Pleti
(I hope this will cool your mind.)
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Janosch (2:04)
Written by Pleti
Drums, bass and keyboard by Kreti
Guitars, vocals and keyboard by Pleti

(Are there any people called Janosch in Romania? Probably.
Would they do something like this? Without a doubt!)
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Gravity Kills (2:08)
Written by Pleti and Kreti
Drums, bass and keyboard by Kreti
Guitars and vocals by Pleti
(Don't you, too, become angry with the laws of nature sometimes? They seem completely redundant.)
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Abnormal Termination (1:04)
Music by Kreti
Lyrics, (or something), by Pleti
Bass and keyboards by Kreti
Guitars and vocals by Pleti
(Subliminal messages included.)
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When You're Dead (0:46)
Music by Kreti
Lyrics by Pleti
Non-vocal instruments by Kreti
Vocals by Pleti

(Can you take a hint?)
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Lamentation (1:45)
Written by Pleti
Drums and bass by Kreti
Guitars and Vocals by Pleti

(Woe is me!)
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Song of Sam (2:14)
Music by Kreti
Lyrics by Pleti
Non-vocal instruments, (except solo guitar), by Kreti
Vocals and solo guitar by Pleti

(Lyrics getting weirder all the time. Maybe the next song won't have any.)
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Bonus Track!
Janosch (Mindcooler Sid Remix)
Mindcooler has made a Sid version of "Janosch", using his own program Sidulator 3.0
You can take a look at his page at mc.sys5.se

Blues of '96 (3:31)
Written by Pleti
Drums, bass and slide guitar by Kreti
Other guitars and vocals by Pleti

(Composed in 1996, (as the title suggests). Later found on an old tape. Lyrics added recently.)
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Skinny Dippin' (1:48)
Written by Pleti
Drums and bass by Kreti
Guitars and Vocals by Pleti
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Ska-de-Gla (2:29)
Written by Pleti
Drums and bass by Kreti
Guitars and Vocals by Pleti
(No message included.)
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Silencio (3:29)
Written by Pleti
Drums and bass by Kreti
Guitars and Vocals by Pleti

(Zzzzzzzzz...)
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Desacration of Art (1:54)
Music by Kreti
Lyrics by Pleti

Drums, bass and guitars by Kreti
Vocals and keyboard by Pleti
(Beware, puny mortal maggot!!! This recording was partly salvaged from an old tape made in the 90's.)
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Tatyana (2:21)
Written by Pleti
Drums, bass, keyboards and backup vocals by Kreti
Lead & backup vocals and guitars by Pleti
(Country & Eastern.)
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Another Bonus Track!
Silencio: Teetow TeeMix
We're proud to present the spanking new, hot house remix of "Silencio", brought to you by Teetow.
Teetow is one mean and impressive dude. Beware of his mad skills and show him respect by visiting his page at
teetow.teewars.com

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Last updated: 2005-09-28